The Derivations of a Variable

the fever

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:04:21 GMT

Dear world,

the guy sitting right across from me is so, so beautiful. I mean, it's not a lot of people in the world who could accurately be called beautiful: Sexy, yes. Attractive, even. But not beautiful. This young man, however, is.

His high cheekbones give him away; the geometry of his face makes it such that the hollows of his face are visible from a significant distance away. And his eyes - twin almond black pools of... ach forget it; he's probalby straight.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:11:34 GMT

Recent Happenings!

Cleaned

Baked lots (like the domestic whore I am)

Got a 15 year old drunk at a goodbye party

read

got my friends to hurt me in a gym

Wheee?

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:35:18 GMT

So I altered this thing so any notifications would go to my current email, so who knows I may actaully be using and checking LJ again! *gasp*

In short term the updates of me life are

-Working

-Joined a Gym

-Washed my sheets

- My Aunt has a brain tumor and my Uncle a throat cancer

- My bike tire keeps blowing

-Going to the manor tonight!!

Kewl!

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:12:39 GMT

Hmmm.

Been awhile.

A pretty epic weekend altogether.

I don't think I that I would change a thing, even if I could.

My Monkey rules

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 19:26:00 GMT

Oh and for those who missed the cannon-in-a-box

http://community.livejournal.com/uog/740517.html?style=mine

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:24:01 GMT

So apparently Bloc Party likes to Tour with Metric

IN LONDON

Anyone want to go to Europe with me? huh? ya?

Not only do I hate Neils Computer But....

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:48:37 GMT

So! Pride Day!

No not in the happy I-suddenly-like-men way but more in the direction of I am better than you day.

I spent a good couple of hours sitting around and thinking about not only how good I am, but how much better than YOU I am.

To put it bluntly I basically took on the mental properties of the ultimate ass, I lost all remorse and became judge, jury, and exocutioner of my own realm.

Unfortunatly nobody was really around to be shredded.

:(

Let's try gluttony next.

Because I wasn't planning on Reading that much anyways.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:49:52 GMT

So, Reading week is here. And again the basic di/trichotomy of happenstances is occuring.

You can be the:

a) Lucky ones going away to magical dreamland for x amount of time.

b) Going home to 'relax' because it's hard to put a different positive spin on it.

c) Staying put where you are.

Now I'm in position C, with a sprinkle of B for a fri-sat kinda thing. So to add a little excitement to me week I have decided to create a theme.

Now I have 1 week, meaning seven days. And as far as I've heard there are seven deadly mortal sins.

Coincidence? I think not.

Either way, that's the plan for my reading week. One sin done very well (or wrong) every day.

Monday- Pride

Tuesday- Gluttony

Wednesday- Lust

Thursday- Sloth

Friday- Greed

Saturday- Wrath

Sunday- Envy

I'll keep y'all posted. Suggestions are welcome.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:12:07 GMT

Happy Singles Awareness Day! (courtesy of tehjai)

But no I'm not a V-Day hater, I like the holiday because it gives people a chance to spend time together (and have a proper excuse) as well as an opportunity for those who are a little less extrovertedly loving to get a shot or two in.

People sad at being single on Valentines Day, should go hit on someone (today makes it easier methinks), Enjoy singlehood (because it isn't such a horrid thing), Or get ripped (drunk), or whatever your perferred activity of enjoyment is.

And hand-picked valentines day webcomics!

http://www.asofterworld.com/disappointments.jpg

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070214.jpg

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/valentines_day.jpg

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 16:11:50 GMT

This is not PG-13

http://download.wbr.com/thesun/rd.mov

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:06:49 GMT

So my thoughts at 4am

If you had a twin (identical) and you died young (26) and with a wife

would that not be the most awkward funeral ever? With the constant face of someone else reminding the wife of the dead husband? Or for the twin, looking at his dead corpse in a coffin?

Or would they just have sex? The twin and wife of course.

I am glad I am not a twin right now.

(just realized that twins are girls too, but I think it works both ways)
(I am also assuming they look similar despite the aging/personality growing process)

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:09:33 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4oP_ITqMc

The end is the best.

And the worst.

I feel your sweet cold embrace already.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:27:48 GMT

So, I'm going home for the holidays.

And by home I mean the place that I truly accept as home. Guelph may be where I hang my hat but I refer to the accursed place that spawned me,

Edmonton.

It's been far too long.

So my EDMONTON friends that no longer read my journal, hopefully you catch this, and I in turn, catch you, woo, (I'm loving commas these days).

Oh and I'm going to a conference too.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:09:56 GMT

Fucking Tapirs

http://funhouse.bubble.ro/144/Animals_that_are_better_than_you/

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 21:01:55 GMT

Death note gets a unanimous thumbs up from all the personalities dwelling within my psyche, except for Devin as he thinks that the whole process is unfair and just likes to whine a lot.

In other news I enjoy this http://www.ugoplayer.com/music/chainsawjuggler.html and I plan to live a destructively productive (or productivly destructive) lifestyle.

cheerio!

::edit::

being in science http://www.earthsky.org/blog/amazing-animation-shows-inner-life-of-cell this was so beautiful I almost cried.

PREGNANCY TEST

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:28:52 GMT

start thinking something you really really want

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MAKE A WISH

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repost this with the title "pregnancy test" to throw people off and your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Did you know? before you go to sleep at night there is one person thinking of you. They want you they want to kiss you, They want to be with you they are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you. This is all true not a fake if you repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss the face off you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you again for 5 years!!!

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY.
You're number one *love* Will either kiss you, ask you out, or grab you and kiss your face off or kill you !!!! so be ready honey

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:53:02 GMT

Something anyone should want to take part in.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:01:43 GMT

This is the most fucking twisted show I have ever watched.

Yo, anime enjoyers who enjoy the darker side. Elfen Lied. (Watch it on dailymotion.com then youtube for quickies)

Also Death Note. Not nearly as twisted but still cool.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:28:50 GMT

People need to learn when to end things.

Now this isn't a deep post about relationships, or a touchy feely post about long-lost dreams.

I'm talking TV, and series and so many other things.

I can name very few shows that were good, interesting, and then didn't beat themselves like the dead horse they were until nobody really cared anymore.

This goes out to all the TV shows that I stopped watching, and all the TV shows I will never watch because of.

I feel dirty after posting this, yet I know not why.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 14:00:09 GMT

It is my personal belief that Meaghan and Neil are the only couple that can actually rape eachother.

No not Meaghan rapes Neil, or Neil rapes Meaghan. But Meaghan rapes Neil as Neil rapes Meaghan.

See the clincher here is that the only thing they consent to is having sex with the other party, _not_ the other party having sex with them.

Example:

Meg sleeps with Neil, but is not cool with Neil sleeping with her as Neil sleeps with Meg but does not consent to Meg sleeping with him. So Meg is raping Neil (no consent) and Neil is raping Meg (no consent)

or perhaps my Anal-Chem drugged mind has finally lost it. Who knows?

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:40:47 GMT

Bwahahaha.

I shall yet win.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:12:57 GMT

All in all, a good weekend.

a _very_ good weekend

the tempest indeed!

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:17:30 GMT

JESUS MOTHER OF BAD DAYS.

I need either a hug, or a high-caliber firearm.

Hokay, so.

It started off with a headache and a grey day, both things I can deal with.

Also I felt a little off overall. Cure-all? Go climbing.

Climbing wall= Pain and humiliation.

solution? Pick up photos and spend money at mall!

2-novelty coffee's later I am feeling fine, and I go to crappy tire to pick up a slingshot and a board for my new shelf.

I even feel good on the ride home, until I skid _down_ gordon street causing me to be wet, bruised, and derailed.

I get home. My slingshot is made incorrectly.

And my programming assignment due tommorrow that I had done seems to be lacking source files which were deleted at home and not transferred it seems.

Friggin wheee.

I am going to write letters, code, be bitter, study, code, drink coffee, be bitter, and what the hell be bitter again.

Why is wensday called "hump" day? is it because it is the halfwaypoint on the way to the weekend?

NO.

It is because if fucks you.

p.s.

Chris I need your drill.

p.p.s.

Man I'm bitter.

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:45:48 GMT

Worst answer ever.

I hate living with neil.

At least I have nude pictures of meg now.....

alexander.m.moore@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:07:27 GMT

So I saw a girl in a bright yellow raincoat today, and I think I liked her raincoat more than her. I was a really nice raincoat.

I also decided that I should have had a sister when growing up, it would have helped with a lot of these underlying trust issues I have.

and I now have an LJ community for us betting peeps

it's called octoberists

soon it will begin